• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm not talking about
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• i'm just a girl
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• I'm just a bill
• I'm just sayin'
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Faster, the Acceleration of Just About Everything
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• The city knows I'm leaving
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
• I'm flier than a seagull
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• You just cut that guy off
• This Song's Just Six Words Long
• I just want to fix all the broken little humans
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Can't we all just get along?
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Casual sex: it's not just for 'sinners' anymore
• Just plane smart
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• I just wanna rock and never stop
• Gills just barely wet
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• Just a Scene
• She just appeared out of nowhere
• Just For One (user)
• Wild, Cool & Swingin'
• The Wild Swans: Part 3
• wild speculation
• Wild Honey
• The Wild West C.O.W.Boys of Moo Mesa
• The Trees are Dead and Dried Out, Wait For Something Wild
• the tame kind of wild
• Haiku about kleenices
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• Think About Mutation
• Japanese Words About Gardens S
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• A Jewish kindergarten song about the omnipresence of God
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• I don't feel the same way about you
• What dogs dream about
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• How To Think About God
• the truth about Chiquita bananas
• This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• The children of Palestine
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• Talking about history with Konzee
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Books about Japan
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• How Does The Turkey Feel About Thanksgiving
• A Thought about Vampires
• The Story About Success
• about the same age, divorced, with two children
• Harry Lime (user)
• Harry Dean Stanton
• Deconstructing Harry
• Prince Harry
• Ghosts in Harry Potter
• Harry Reid
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Proud of You
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• Exactly Where I'm At
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• I'm not racist but...
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• im not hawaiian (user)
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm 4 JC (user)
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• Just
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Just A Touch
• Just Born, Inc.
• Just the Way You Are
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Reave the Just and Other Tales
• Just War Doctrine
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Just to see where the bullets come from
• I just live here
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Sorry kids, this just isn't true. We just dress it up better
• Just a Dream
• The Eagle, the Cat, and the Wild Sow
• Walk on the Wild Side
• Into the Wild
• Superbug, the Wild One
• wild strain
• Frank's Wild Years
• See a man about a dog
• Things you should know about King James
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• i had a dream about the future
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Talk About Suffering
• The Truth About Microsoft Instructor-Led Courses
• The average male thinks about sex every seven seconds

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