• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm a Medieval Man
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm Your Moon
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• The Third Jesus (user)
• Jesus was Mexican
• Jesus Nut
• Jesus on the Grille
• Mixmaster Belongim Jesus
• Jesus Christ the Apple Tree
• Me and Jesus
• perfectly spherical Jesus
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• the words I'm after
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I swear I'm not crazy
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• I'm on a Boat
• I'm good for it.
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• Jesus
• Bigger Than Jesus
• What's wrong with the Jesus Seminar?
• Selling Jesus
• Jesus Loves the Little Children
• Come, Thou Long-Expected Jesus
• Jesus Christ Poser
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• I'm pinching your face!
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• Jesus Saves
• Plastic Jesus
• Sweet Jesus on a stick!
• Eisegesis
• Purple Jesus
• Jesus aesthetic
• Jesus is mowing my lawn while his disciples are sitting down waiting
• COWBOY JESUS VERSUS ROBO-CHENEY
• jesus morazan (user)
• Loving Jesus for the life he lived
• Im-
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• i'm just a girl
• I'm Too Sexy
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• im not hawaiian (user)
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• I'm not a dick.
• I'm the idiot to your poetry
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• your jesus (user)
• Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• Then what did Jesus say, grandpa?
• Jesus versus everyone
• The Historical Jesus
• Jesus was a liberal
• Microwave Jesus (user)
• Jesus and faggots
• Jesus Christ: Lust for Glory
• I'm with the band
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm scared
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I'm Down
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm Tory Plan B
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• im a streat nigger (user)
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• well im sure (user)
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• Jesus loves you
• Drinking for Jesus
• The Lord Jesus Christ
• Jews for Jesus followed my friend Yosef into a single-toilet restroom
• Claymation Jesus (user)
• Why didn't Jesus remind you
• Jesus Castillo (user)
• Jesus was not a reactionary reformer, learn your history bud!
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm From New Jersey
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• I'm not a terrorist
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• HEY im cool (user)
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Graduating
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• Jesus fish
• Just how perfect was Jesus?
• Beyond Belief: Fact and Fiction in the Life of Jesus
• Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
• Jesus Justus
• My meeting with Jesus
• tiny jesus is playing with mice behind an old can in your cupboard
• The Messiah Before Jesus
• Jesus He Knows Me
• imm
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm working on it

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