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• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• i'm actually very friendly if you get to know me
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• Me and a Gun
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• "Beowulf is coming to get me!"
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Get off the gun
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• Liberal get your gun
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Get it off me!
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Gravity really gets me down
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• The things that get me (barely) through
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• Get Behind Me Satan
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Annie Get Your Gun
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• (Come get me).
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• get off me
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• can you get enough of me?
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• as close to me as drawn gun on a dark street
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Could you have danced with me?
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• The Universe always gets the first move
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• Get a life!
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• It doesn't get any better than this
• The Killer Inside Me
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• My northerliness allowed me to see bears
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Super Size Me
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• There is almost no need for the word 'get'
• Tell me about my contradictions
• The Get Back project
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• Crying does not get you out of a ticket
• mes (user)
• Getting small animals out of the walls
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• Getting free computer parts
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• People Get Ready
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• Don't Make Me Think
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• Tell him, she told me
• Get Lamp
• The Extroverted Feeler makes me yell at my residency director
• LPPR: Toy Gun Buy-back
• High speed car chase through a residential area, or: Why you shouldn't piss off a Mexican with a gun
• Gunn diode
• M3 Submachine gun
• Sten Gun
• James Gunn
• Axl Rose as genius: An analysis of themes in the music of Guns N' Roses
• The Hired Guns
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm waiting
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm Not Sleeping
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• The city knows I'm leaving
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Rape Me
• Better him than me
• Me! (user)
• John Hall
• Give Me Louisiana
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Add Me On

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