• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• skull fuck
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• fuck you, migraine
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• Marry, fuck, or kill?
• imm
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm Still Here
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• I'm a stranger here myself
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm a Mountain
• im da best (user)
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm seeing robots
• Hey, kid. I'm a computer.
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• Philadelphia Rat Fuck
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• Fucked Company
• fuck truck
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• Fuck this, let's go get a drink
• Don't fuck the corpses
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Home
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• I'm a little sex pot
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm such a philistine
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• The things I'm most ashamed of
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• fuck
• Fuck Snuggles
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Extra Terrestrial Goat Creatures from the Fuck Galaxy
• Shut The Fuck Up
• i love to fuck (user)
• fucked up criteria (user)
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I know more when I'm alone
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• I'm scared of my car
• I'm feeling lucky
• im in ur base killin ur d00dz
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• I'm Your Moon
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• Fuck it
• Fuck as a mid-word addition
• Fuck the RIAA
• Fuck It (user)
• Fucked Up
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• Fuck You Curry
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• I'm on a Boat
• I'm good for it.
• I'm not scared of your stolen power
• Friends who fuck
• gender fuck
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Scottish Court rules: "Fuck off" is not an insult
• Fuck (user)
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• seirously dude fuck off
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Proud of You
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Being a dickhead
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm Holding You
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm going to the moon
• Zeit im Bild
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Take my advice. I'm not using it.
• I'm flier than a seagull
• Give a flying fuck
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Needlessly fuck with things
• Did You Fuck Her?
• The Deswearification of Fuck
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• 'Fuck it Friday' beer luncheons and other employee perks
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm not this cool in real life
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Exactly Where I'm At
• help im a rock (user)
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• im in ur base kissin ur d00dz
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm the idiot to your poetry
• click this idiots, even though I'm telling you that there is no node with this title
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• Fuck popularity
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• FUCK TARD (user)
• Holy Fuck
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!

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