Findings:
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
- I'm just a bill
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- She's the main attraction, I'm just the recording device
- I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- Can we all just get along?
- only the named can be destroyed
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- I'm just saying, keep an eye on anyone named "Angrus McMurderstab"
- I'm just guessing
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- I'm alive, I can prove it.
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- I'm All You Can Think About
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- we can all just be around other people
- Things you can tell just by looking at her
- Things you can tell just by looking at him
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- if i can just find the perfect way to say it
- I'm wide awake and I can see the perfect sky is torn
- can i turn off this machine before it destroys everything that i've loved?
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- i'm just a girl
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- I'm just here for the candy
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- I'm just sayin'.
- I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- i'm just a bunch of stolen parts?
- i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
- i'm just sitting here worrying
- I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
- I'm just sayin'
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
- Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
- A Child's Amaze
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- Dead Can Dance
- Seven words you can never say on television
- Cans of shit
- Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
- WWIII can start in Afghanistan
- coffee can
- Can things really change?
- can of whoopass
- Dry bones can harm no one
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
- I can lick 30 tigers today! And other stories
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- Can buoy
- Can hook
- Water can
- That is not dead which can eternal lie
- I can eat a bicycle!
- Linux can reduce your taxes
- canned laughter
- As far as the eye can see
- Asking for a favor
- How can people listen to that crap?
- Any song can be a love song
- that can made you sick
- Nothing can stop me now
- Prince Albert in a can
- Can I go back to sleep now?
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- windows where I can look out
- Dr Pepper imitations
- Can I masturbate too much?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
- If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
- I can eat a peach for hours
- Jay Buhner can vomit at will
- This poem can be put off no longer
- How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- How many ways can you say "ginger"?
- How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- tower of pop cans
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- Push a can
- There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- Can you hum a few bars?
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- Smoking can kill you
- can control
- you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- Just Egg
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- The Pariah Coke Can Theory
- I think I can, I think I can
- I can taste the floor
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
- The scariest words I can think of
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- The best compliment an actor can receive
- Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
- Canned Heat
- Mom, can we go to the mall?
- king can
- A darn good reason to cover the trash can
- ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
- The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
- True Love Can Wait
- Children can be cruel
- When can it end?
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
- Can machines think?
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