• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I can see the tracing blue of your just beneath the surface
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• I'm just a bill
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• i'm just a girl
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• its not something you can practice, its just something you must do
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm just sayin'
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• Can we all just get along?
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• we can all just be around other people
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• Just before you make that next move...
• Just A Touch
• Just Born, Inc.
• No fire, just madness
• She just looks at me
• Just wearing black won't take care of that
• Denial isn't just a river in Egypt
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• God's just looking for a few good humans
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• there is nothing left, no joy, no wonder, just the office and cold soup
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• It will never be just you
• it's just rational
• Can I use my manhood as a weapon?
• As far as the eye can see
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• Trash can basketball
• I think I can, I think I can
• You can work in the pit
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Electronic music can make it easier to enter codeflow
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• As Much As You Can
• on a clear disk, you can seek forever
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• Standard Can Number Sizes
• Canned Yams (user)
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• missy can (user)
• Jerry can
• We can Build with our Stitches
• Edward Du Cann
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Can evangelists count?
• all we can see is open road, telephone poles, a sun that is always setting
• Songs destroyed by use in television advertising
• Obey Wario - Destroy Mario!
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Hammer pants
• If I Had a Hammer
• Doc Hammer
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm pregnant
• I'm falling apart
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm glad I'm white
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Sleeping
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I'm running away to Alaska
• It's so crazy it just might work
• We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
• it's just as true as the news
• Sometimes it is just good to know
• I just deleted all my porn
• Blind faith in Science is just as bad as blind faith in Religion
• People just expect things from me
• because it wasn't just the air
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• just now
• just deserts
• I love technology I just wouldn't let it date my sister
• just free (user)
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Just War
• She's Either Being Sweet and Lying, or She's Just a Doormat
• none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• par can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• What Can I Point To?
• pub can
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
• Can I eat him, boss?
• you never can tell with bees
• Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
• bear can
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Can You Forgive Her?
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• You can never really escape the fire
• A Lot Can Happen
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Only Nixon can go to China
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• Destroy Rock & Roll

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