• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• I'm Stupider Now: My Life at the Craps Table
• Because I'm an adult
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Now I'm Nothing
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• adult contemporary
• Psychology of religion in adults
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• im not hawaiian (user)
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• I'm not a dick.
• I'm the idiot to your poetry
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• Real Soon Now
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Now Close the Windows
• Here and Now
• Stalingrad
• Now Sleeps the Crimson Petal
• It's Too Late Now
• I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
• Speak now, or forever hold your peace
• Now form a band
• now (user)
• I died a little inside, and now I reek of death
• There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
• maintenant: NOW, maintenance: upkeep, etc. enforced now-ness
• Playtime for Adults
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• the words I'm after
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I swear I'm not crazy
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm Tory Plan B
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• im a streat nigger (user)
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• well im sure (user)
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm not scared of your stolen power
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• It is now illegal to die
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• NOW NO SWIMS ON MON
• Take now your son, your only son, Isaac
• Things Are Different Now
• Where is that moment now?
• How now, brown cow?
• We are entangled now
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• I am fine now
• Arachnoid, Adult
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• I'm pinching your face!
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm From New Jersey
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• I'm not a terrorist
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• HEY im cool (user)
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Graduating
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm a locksmith, and I'm a locksmith
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Right here and now
• Hot Doughnuts Now
• Sony Handycam
• Apocalypse Now as Grail Romance
• bi now gay later
• Now the leaves are falling fast
• Baltimore Then and Now
• Now lesser things pull the strings of priests and kings.
• There is only now
• Now we know
• First you hint at juicy gossip and now you refuse to reveal it. Damn you!
• Young Adult Novel
• Im-
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• i'm just a girl
• I'm Too Sexy
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm on a bus
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Charmed, I'm sure
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• now
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• My Depths Are Now Shallows
• Now My Heart Is Full
• Christian holidays - now secular
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• More, Now, Again
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I'm with the band
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm scared
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I'm Down
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm lovin' it
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• I'm Not There
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her

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