Findings:
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- I'm afraid of presenting my work
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- I think I'm getting distracted again
- I'm Afraid
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- They think I'm a god
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
- I'm All You Can Think About
- I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
- My mom thinks I'm a satanist
- I'm not what you think
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- I'm Afraid of Americans
- I'm afraid of posting on e2
- I think I'm turning into a guy
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- I'm pregnant
- I'm falling apart
- I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm Alan Partridge
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- Im Elvis_root (category)
- Today I'm glad I work in a diner
- People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
- I'm going to kill you
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- Because I'm an adult
- I'm
- I'm not sure
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- I'm a Pepper
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
- I know what I'm talking about
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I'm in the Army and I'm gay
- I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- i'm everything (user)
- Don't be an IM phantom
- I'm so sorry
- im not hawaiian (user)
- Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
- Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm tired
- I'm in this for the long haul
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- I'm a Boy
- I'm going to Disneyland
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I'm a pig, not a god!
- im a streat nigger_root (category)
- I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
- I'm not a good girlfriend
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- I'm in one of those moods again
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- I'm falling in love with you
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- I'm From New Jersey
- That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
- Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad
- Remember I'm awful, in love with you
- help im a rock_root (category)
- HEY im cool (user)
- I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
- I'm not lovin' it
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- Hands off, I'm special
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm a writer. What are you?
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- I'm on drugs
- I'm not sharing him
- I'm on a bus
- I'm an Addict
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- im in your pants (user)
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- im not hawaiian_root (category)
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I'm only emo on my days off
- I'm Your Moon
- I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I'm gay
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- I'm alone in Geneva!
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- Now I'm Nothing
- The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
- I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
- Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- im a streat nigger 9 (user)
- I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
- There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
- I'm not a poet, although I play one
- I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest somone drop a torch.
- What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
- Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
- It's late, and I'm tired
- Help I'm a Rock_root (category)
- HEY im cool_root (category)
- Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
- I'm OK, you're not OK
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- So. Central Rain
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- I.M. Ischa Meijer.In Margine. In Memorian.
- I'm No Fool
- I feel like I'm being watched
- "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm just here for the candy
- I'm not a dick.
- i'm actually very friendly if you get to know me
- I'm not thumbing for a lift
- I'm Losing You
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I'm scared
- I swear I'm not crazy
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm in the mood to move
- I'm a
- I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
- I'm a verb; I do things.
- Break me. I'm elated.
- im a streat nigger 9_root (category)
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- well im sure (user)
- I'm seeing robots
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