• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Human being emulator
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• You, a human being. I, a robot.
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• Being a dickhead
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Human beings will believe anything
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• Being Human
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• On Being Human
• Creativity, the essence of being human
• human being
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• im a streat nigger (user)
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• well im sure (user)
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• Beings of pure energy
• World of Being
• Everyone should experience being a minority occasionally
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• On being American
• The difference between being naked and nude
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• On being the "other"
• why being really lonely is sometimes super awesome
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• Warm boot the human brain
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• human rules, machine rules
• human T-lymphotropic virus
• Human Rights Act 1998: Schedule 3
• Human Azazello (user)
• Human Rights Campaign
• Stevo the Human (user)
• The Human Plutonium Injection Experiments
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm not very cool
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Sleeping
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• HEY im cool (user)
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Graduating
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• fuck you I'm an anteater
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• Being short
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• The vices of being a mathematician
• The Folly of Being Comforted
• I am the only being whose doom...
• Blue Line. A Being With.
• being drunk
• Human blood
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• The Human Abstract
• War, Technology, and the Human Race
• How many bits are in the human genome?
• The sum total of human bullshit
• Good Friday Agreement : Human Rights
• Human emotions and the tangent of 15 degrees
• UN Human Rights Commission
• An Inquiry into the Human Mind on the Principles of Common Sense
• future air traffic controllers unplug, depressurize for human sex
• The Human Stain
• every noder was once a normal human
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Set the table, Victoria, I'm coming home
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• being here
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
• On being a man
• Why I stopped being a vegetarian and ate meat like a real red-blooded American MAN
• Maybe you remember being this young and being invincible
• Human nature
• human cloning
• The significant costs of the large human brain
• Human Dynamics: Emotional-Subjective
• Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
• human optical character recognition
• How to survive against humans
• Human Rights Act 1998: Legislation
• Human Interest
• Human Resources Management
• Power Human (user)
• Less Than Human
• The human effect on sound
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I'm a Pepper
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm on drugs
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I'm lovin' it
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• I'm Not There
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• I'm glad you're here.
• I'm not scared of your stolen power
• Are You Being Served?
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Perils of being too good at your job
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The benefits of being single
• Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
• On being a college radio DJ
• The fun of being miserable...or not
• Yet another guide to being cool
• being my own contemporary
• Human Genome Project
• Human Beat Box
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Australia - UN Human Rights Committee findings
• How many different species live on or in the average human body?
• Exploring the Human Factor (1948 - 1958)
• Human body composition
• National Sanctity of Human Life Day
• Human Rights Act 1998: Schedule 4
• Electric Human Project

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