• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• That kind of person
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I have become furniture in your life
• You, standing
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• I have to fight the urge to become a supervillain
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• The point at which music becomes unrecognizable
• Asian countries mimic America at an attempt to become modern
• When Walls Become Tables
• She's Gotta Have It
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• When I have female children
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I may or may not have been naked
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• have an easy fast
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• brilliant person
• we have to talk
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Belay person
• When you know things are just meant to be
• person of interest
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, What Have You Done?
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• need sex have money (user)
• Wild Tigers I Have Known
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• imm
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm on a bus
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm No Fool
• I feel like I'm being watched

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