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• Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear
• im da best (user)
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
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• What Germans do best
• Best Time
• Academy Awards: Best Cinematography
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• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm not drinking any more
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• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
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• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm lovin' it
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• I'm a Mountain
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
• Songs from an American Movie, Vol. 1: Learning How to Smile
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• Smiles. Nods.
• You can tell what state a relationship is in by the type of underwear the girl is wearing
• Man's best friend
• Best Bit EP
• best friends
• Academy Awards: Best Writing (Other)
• Feminists make the best girlfriends
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• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
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• I'm Alan Partridge
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• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• Im Elvis_root (category)
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
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• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• She smiles in colors
• When your eyes fade will your smile follow?
• Please Smile My Noise Bleed
• Envy is a bitch who smiles and blows smokerings
• Everything's Best Users (superdoc)
• Best Brains
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• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Academy Awards: Best Short Film (Live Action)
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• The Best and the Brightest
• Once I hit my best friend with a hammer
• What do you say to your best friend's ex?
• Pidgey is the best Pokemon
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm working on it
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm a Southern Baptist
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
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• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• i'm everything (user)
• Don't be an IM phantom
• im in ur base kissin ur d00dz
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• He said I'm better of without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Revolutionary Girl Utena : Episode 2 : For Whom the Rose Smiles
• The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
• Love Smiles
• Mommy, this lady's wearing Skechers!
• Some of our best friends are three minutes long
• Rage: world's best premium lightweight filler
• The best line I ever used
• Academy Awards: Best Picture
• Live Era '87-'93
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• Best? (user)
• Charles Best
• In Short, Give Us Your Best (document)
• chris best (user)
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm with stupid
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• They think I'm a god
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• I'm in the mood to move
• I'm a Boy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• im a streat nigger (user)
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• beautiful smile
• smile lines
• I am saving many smiles for a new upside down tomorrow
• How to create cleavage when wearing drag
• The best teacher I ever had
• Best of All Possible Worlds
• The Best Little Girl in the World
• Memories of my best friend
• George Best
• How I invented the best way to trim toenails
• Best friends, for awhile
• The Be@st (user)
• our best kisses are always at earthquakes and impacts
• the best way to a man's heart is through the ribcage
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm a little tea pot
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• help im a rock_root (category)
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• I'm such a philistine
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Fake Smile vs. Real Smile
• false smiles
• smile (user)
• She had a 10 million candlepower smile
• best users (usergroup)
• sometimes a lie is the best thing
• Eggland's Best
• Parking warning
• Honest people are the best liars.
• Everything's Best Writeups (superdoc)
• Best places to bike in Miami
• The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas
• The best laid plans...
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm creating a religion...you'll like it!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm Alone
• I'm an Addict
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• im in your pants (user)
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I'm so sorry

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