• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• The poor can't afford to buy cheap
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm so tough
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'M SO HUMAN AYN RAND GOES THROUGH MY GARBAGE TO SEE WHAT MY CATS ARE EATING.
• I can't believe I'm getting XP on top of the sheer joy of voting this down
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm so Goth, I pewp bats
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• you can't break even
• I'm so sorry
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Can't Hardly Wait
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• You can't inherit respect
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Money can't buy happiness
• Can't Stop Won't Stop: A History of the Hip-Hop Generation
• you can't recreate what's over
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Groups of even order
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm working on it
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm not gay
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• I'm No Fool
• I feel like I'm being watched
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• im not hawaiian (user)
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm not a dick.
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• Pay It Forward
• Pays de Caux
• Poor Henry
• Poor Man's LIRC
• Keep the peace and remember the poor
• I don't want to fall so easily
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• stop adoring from so far away
• Live simply so that others may simply live
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• So many dynamos!: And Other Palindromes
• No Beast So Fierce
• so sorry_root (category)
• So couch, I hear you've been sleeping with her
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• So A Dinosaur Walks Into a Bar...
• So you've decided to grow a beard
• Attention Slut
• You Can't Do That on Television
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• You can't make someone love you
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Can't cook, won't cook
• I Can't See New York
• We can't heal a broken arm with some pretty band-aids.
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• even though I wanted my friends to know
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• I'm a schmuck-American
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• I'm in the mood to move
• I'm a Boy
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• Break me. I'm elated.
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• Candide and Martin Pay a Visit to Seignor Pococurante, a Noble Venetian
• base pay
• condolence pay
• Economics and the poor
• Poor Music
• So I Married an Axe Murderer
• Aye' Are So Dunk
• Why is high school so horrible?
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Why are so many Anime called {Adjective} {Occupation} {Proper Name} ?
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Taste So Good
• So long, farewell
• no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• Buying a cell phone
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• It was free, so I took it.
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• The Story So Far
• Attention has been paid
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't eat a flag
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Brian Cant
• Chewbacca can't pronounce his own name
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• If you can't improve the silence, preserve it
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• Even my faults he adores
• Even permutations are not odd
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Even trees die
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm The Pumpkin King_root (category)
• HEY im cool_root (category)
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• Why pay someone to advertise for them?
• Equal Pay Act of 1963
• Give Thanks that You Are Not a Poor Urchin
• Poor Law
• So long
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• Und so weiter

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