• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm so tough
• I'm so Goth, I pewp bats
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm so sorry
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'M SO HUMAN AYN RAND GOES THROUGH MY GARBAGE TO SEE WHAT MY CATS ARE EATING.
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I'm not sure
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm game
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm not talking about
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm still Big Red_root (category)
• I'm a programmer (user)
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I'm going to kill you
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm Losing You
• I'm tired
• I'm not very cool
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm Gay; not dead!
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• There Goes the Neighborhood!4 1/2: im in ur house eating ur f00dz (extended-play remix)
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm on my last go-round
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• I'm just sayin'
• IM
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Exactly Where I'm At
• help im a rock (user)
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• i'm everything_root (category)
• I'm a programmer_root (category)
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Rose (user)
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm a luser
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I'm just here for the candy
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm Holding You
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• im not mikey (user)
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• So. Central Rain
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm scared of my car
• im in your pants_root (category)
• I'm Sas (user)
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm gay
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• I'm doing OK
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm only emo on my days off
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm sorry
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm pregnant
• I'm falling apart
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm going to the moon
• im not mikey_root (category)
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm a Pepper
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.

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