• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm sorry
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'M SO HUMAN AYN RAND GOES THROUGH MY GARBAGE TO SEE WHAT MY CATS ARE EATING.
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Why are you so goddamn cranky?
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• so sorry (user)
• I'm so tough
• I'm so Goth, I pewp bats
• So. Central Rain
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm sorry for your loss
• It's just a goddamned piece of paper.
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm pregnant
• I'm falling apart
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• im not mikey (user)
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• It's so crazy it just might work
• Not so hot
• stop being so English
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• What it's like to be in love
• You are so human
• I have lost many things, so many
• We are all so small, curled in a drop of morning
• sos (user)
• You are so beautiful
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• so broken13 (user)
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• Yes, i am an utter bastard, so your hate and hurt feelings only amuse me
• Never Had It So Good
• The Pope said sorry
• sorry, hes cold (user)
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm a Pepper
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• I'm scared of my car
• im in your pants_root (category)
• I'm Sas (user)
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• U2 Faraway So Close
• Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
• So how did you two meet?
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• So you want to be a waitress
• Some gifts are so fleeting
• If you enhance your rave experience, do so safely
• All the burdens so brown and heavy
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• haylee is so hot (user)
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• goddamn
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm Just Me (user)
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm not a dick.
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
• Because I say so
• If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
• Some people break so easily
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• So Cruel
• Life Is So Good
• Why native Australian animals are so unusual
• Brenda, your brains smell so good
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• So. African (user)
• so much to say
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• Hello, sorry to wake you, your father is dying
• Uncle Goddamn
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm just a bill
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm falling in love with you
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm glad I'm white
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm going to the moon
• im not mikey_root (category)
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• So I Married an Axe Murderer
• oh ever so slowly
• Not so kosher
• It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Kevin So
• Why are socks so darn good?
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• Fraid So (user)
• Gee, You're so Beautiful That It's Starting to Rain
• Woman's so hot I want to cry
• i am so random (user)
• The snow is so silent, so vast
• sorry, hes cold_root (category)
• Im-
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!

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