I'm rubber, you're glue

(idea) by kdribbs Fri May 24 2002 at 1:01:14
Opening line of a pseudo-poetic comeback used by little kids:
I'm rubber,
You're glue
Whatever you say bounces off me
and sticks to you!
Essentially the same as I know you are, but what am I? except with rhyme. There are many variants of the 2nd part, but the meter is probably just as bad in the variants.
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