• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm not very cool
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Being a dickhead
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm not racist but...
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm with the band
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm bored
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm The Man
• I'm letting you go
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm so Goth, I pewp bats
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• I'm sorry for your loss
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• I'm a Boy
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• I'm going to the moon
• Sitz im Leben
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• imm
• I'm gay
• Women want me when I'm taken
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm a little sex pot
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• I'm Going Crazy
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• I'm feeling lucky
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Love cookies
• I walk around when I'm high
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I know more when I'm alone
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• I'm an Addict
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not what you think
• I'm Just Me_root (category)
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• It's very hard to destroy the Universe
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm not fucking bored
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm English. I'm Evil. Grrr
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• the words I'm after
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm Looking Through You
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• I'm only emo on my days off
• Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• Exactly Where I'm At
• I'm not sharing him
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• I'm a Mountain
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm a luser
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm a
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Zeit im Bild
• I'm such a philistine
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle

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