• Happy When It Rains
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• It only hurts when I breathe
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• speak only when spoken to
• So. Central Rain
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• only when you cannot hear
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• Only When I Lose Myself
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I only dance when my feet are on fire
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• i only knew when silence screamed
• I Love It When It Rains At Night
• I walk around when I'm high
• When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
• Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• When it rains, it pours
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I know more when I'm alone
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• We journal only when we hurt
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• I'm only emo on my days off
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I only smoke when I drink
• I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
• Get Happy!
• Mr Happy (user)
• A few fries short of a happy meal
• Happy leftovers!
• Ed the Happy Clown
• Happy boxes
• Happy Anniversary
• IM
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• I'm feeling lucky
• I'm Sas_root (category)
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• I´m hungry!
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• Determining if a linked list loops using only two pointers
• Dumb laws
• There can be only one
• Only perl can parse Perl
• And the passenger trains could only speak in the distance
• Thinking only makes life complicated
• The only things missing were a banjo and Jon Voight
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• The only thing real is waking and rubbing your eyes
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• It's pouring rain
• Walking in the rain
• The first cold ghost of rain
• Rain Bird
• This rain is a baptism.
• the smell of rain pressed up tight against a cricket-song
• Susan Marlon and the Rain
• When having sex in Binary
• When I Read the Book
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• I know when the world will end
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• It hurt when we were pruned
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• When Employers Come A-Courtin'
• Stoned music memories
• When the Saints Go Marching In
• When Motorcycles Fall
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• When the snow crystals fall
• When a body catch a body
• When It Falls
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• When the World Ends
• What's the first thing you feel when you shoot an unarmed civilian? Recoil.
• Should I be happy?
• Mr Happy
• Many happy returns of the day
• Happy birthday, Mr. President
• Happy Families
• Camels Are Happy To Open A Shop Of Hankerchiefs
• I'm in this for the long haul
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• I'm doing OK
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm not what you think
• I'm Just Me_root (category)
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
• Only in Dreams
• "If it's the only way you took in, it's the saddest entrance of them all "
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• The only good Indian is a dead Indian
• In the end, only kindness matters
• the only one (user)
• The Only Living Boy In New York
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Like tears in rain
• Black Rain
• Come and dance with me in the rain
• Reflections On Rain
• rain coat
• a rainy day is rainy regardless of the exact quantity of rain
• When the shit hits the fan
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
• How to scream when no one is looking
• When we were liars things were seamless
• Things to consider when forming a rock band
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When America sneezes, Canada catches a cold
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• When a Man Loves a Woman
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• When she was bad
• When not to snipe (on Ebay)
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I'll get there when I get there
• His face when she fell
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• When I am an old woman
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• When the girl is the mission
• So...what do we do now that we're happy?
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Happy Happy Joy Joy
• happy number
• The Short Happy Life of an Alpha Puppy
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy

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