• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• only when you cannot hear
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Only When I Lose Myself
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I only dance when my feet are on fire
• When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• i only knew when silence screamed
• I walk around when I'm high
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• I know more when I'm alone
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• We journal only when we hurt
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• I'm only emo on my days off
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I only smoke when I drink
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Happy When It Rains
• It only hurts when I breathe
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• speak only when spoken to
• dizzy giddy giggle
• So happy she drools
• Happy End
• The Happy Guy
• Of Gingerbread Houses, and Happy Endings
• Is it a happy ending or a broken heart?
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm gay
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm 4 JC (user)
• only (user)
• For Professional Use Only
• Choose a password with only X's in it
• Many nodes with only short sentences in them.
• Only a fool breaks the two-second rule
• The only thing that life is missing is the background music
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• you're the only one who doesn't know
• A Machine that can only Dream of You
• only fond of the leftover peach
• you exist only that the information may continue to exist
• We only eat the stupid ones
• When silence reads tension
• When The Levee Breaks
• What to do when your car breaks down
• When I Touch You
• When I Heard the Learn'd Astronomer
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• It hurt when we were pruned
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• When Employers Come A-Courtin'
• Stoned music memories
• who vs. whom
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• I am blind when I want to be
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• When I Was Cruel
• When frogs go bad
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• When the Ocean existed outside of encyclopedias
• Dreams become stronger when desire sits at the edge of your bed
• when the story is a bicycle you grip it tight and fly
• shards of ice fly when the strings are plucked
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• Happy Rhodes
• Happy Birthday
• happy knees
• Happy Waitress
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• Happy Joe (user)
• I'm sorry
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• I'm falling in love with you
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm glad I'm white
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I'm Cute
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm Not There
• if and only if
• May your only son strike you down
• mathematics is the only science
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• Once and only once
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• on being the only one in a restaurant
• Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
• Only women bleed
• Outcomes of World War II
• Far and further away. This is the only way I still want you.
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• I love it when a plan comes together
• When's your birthday?
• When pigs fly
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
• How to scream when no one is looking
• When we were liars things were seamless
• Things to consider when organizing a team of superheroes
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Slippery When Wet
• a soundtrack when I walk into a room
• When night taught you to let light talk
• Take the cap off your car battery when charging it
• How to create cleavage when wearing drag
• When 'Omer Smote 'Is Bloomin' Lyre
• One learns the most when teaching others
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• When I am stronger than now
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• Dizzy Gillespie
• Happy Family
• Necessary to a happy childhood
• May you spend a happy life untroubled.
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• Happy Valley School
• Happy (user)
• Merry Christmas vs. Happy Holidays
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm on drugs
• I'm not sharing him
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not racist but...
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• HI im vik_root (category)
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm Graduating
• You're Only Old Once!
• The Internet is like crack, only worse

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