• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm not fucking bored
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Big Daddy Kane
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• Daddys accident (user)
• Are cops completely fucking useless?
• The action packed mentalist brings you the fucking jams
• Im-
• My cats think I'm a God
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• I'm working on it
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• I'm not gay
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm an Addict
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• im in your pants (user)
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I'm so sorry
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
• Daddy Mak (user)
• horney daddy (user)
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Live Era '87-'93
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• I'm with the band
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm a little ICBM
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• i'm afraid of hipsters
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
• I'm Afraid
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• im a streat nigger_root (category)
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
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• baby daddy
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• Hyperintelligent dicks on the fucking moon
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm a little tea pot
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• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• It's late, and I'm tired
• Help I'm a Rock_root (category)
• HEY im cool (user)
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
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• Touch me I'm sick
• Big Daddy
• Daddy Long Legs
• puff daddy (user)
• Throw away your fucking scale!
• Shut up, you fucking baby!
• imm
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm a Southern Baptist
• I'm Alone
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I.M. Ischa Meijer.In Margine. In Memorian.
• I'm No Fool
• I feel like I'm being watched
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• im not hawaiian (user)
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• Brighton Daddy Long Legs
• couch fucking
• Fucking Obnoxious Concertgoer
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Home
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm not in love, set me free
• They think I'm a god
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• I'm The Pumpkin King (user)
• I'm a
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• Break me. I'm elated.
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm Really Into Techno
• sexy daddy (user)
• Pimp Daddy Payne (user)
• Jakob Dylan has all your fucking money, kid!
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• Young People Fucking
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm The Man
• I'm the Bad Guy
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm not Greg
• I'm not talking about
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm The Pumpkin King_root (category)
• HEY im cool_root (category)
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'M SO HUMAN AYN RAND GOES THROUGH MY GARBAGE TO SEE WHAT MY CATS ARE EATING.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Daddy's little girl
• Daddy DJ
• Sheets of blank fucking paper
• The Fucking Champs
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm creating a religion...you'll like it!
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• I'm Still Here
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• I'm Gay; not dead!
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• IMS
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• im not hawaiian_root (category)
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• There Goes the Neighborhood!4 1/2: im in ur house eating ur f00dz (extended-play remix)
• dog daddy (user)
• Daddy Yankee
• Fucking Åmål
• I hate this fucking orange cat
• Are you ready for the skeletons? ARE YOU READY FOR THE FUCKING SKELETON REVOLUTION?
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Proud of You
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm waiting
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• im a streat nigger 9_root (category)
• I can't believe I'm getting XP on top of the sheer joy of voting this down
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• I'm just sayin'
• Daddy
• mac daddy (user)
• Daddys Girl (user)
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Im Elvis (user)

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