• im wearing a bandana (user)
• im wearing a bandana_root (category)
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• im in your pants (user)
• Card carrying, glow-stick waving, use too much gel, funny pant wearing, weirdo
• I'm not drinking any more
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics
• Got any ID please?
• Speaking on Wal-Mart's P.A. system via any phone in the world
• I can quit any time I want
• I'm pinching your face!
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• well im sure (user)
• Dear Woman Trying On Pants,
• MC Pee Pants
• emergency pants
• Wearing my boyfriend's shirt
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Love In Any Language
• Any Mick'll Do
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• Top 10 Reasons to Move to Canada Without Electing Any Of These Nitwits
• Im-
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• HI im vik_root (category)
• It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Napoleon's Pants (user)
• Rugby pants
• Wearing the reminders of past dates like cheap jewelry
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Militant fuckers of any sort
• How to lose your temper, your job and any last traces of respect for Management
• Avoiding the stairway syndrome
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I'm with the band
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm scared
• I swear I'm not crazy
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm Tory Plan B
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm a slasher... of prices!
• I'm 4 JC (user)
• Flying by the seat of your pants
• Baggy Pants and the Nitwits
• fisherman's pants
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Pick a card, any card
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Opening a command prompt in Windows
• The square root of any prime number is irrational
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm From New Jersey
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• I'm not a terrorist
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• Zeit im Bild
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm Not There
• camouflage pants
• Pants are a tool of the Man
• Inflatable trauma pants
• Mail Order Pants
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• Tips for the first day of any college course
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• How come there aren't any recreational suppositories?
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• Would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving forever?
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• i'm just a girl
• I'm Too Sexy
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm on a bus
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Charmed, I'm sure
• im in ur base killin ur d00dz
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm Graduating
• pair of pants
• Take Off Your Pants And Jacket
• Little robots in your pants
• Drinking carbonated beverages whilst wearing eye glasses
• Best viewed with any browser
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Win any argument with a rational person (not recommended)
• Your Cause is Our Cause, and Any Cause is a Good Cause (e2poll)
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• I'm a schmuck-American
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I'm Down
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm lovin' it
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• I'm a Mountain
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• As i'm (user)
• baggy pants
• How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• wearing a corset
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• The square root of any positive integer is either integral or irrational
• he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• I'm Alan Partridge
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• Im Elvis_root (category)
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.

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