• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• I'm not what you think
• I sometimes think I am too much
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I think I am addicted to The Learning Channel
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I am not a real person
• I am a nice person
• Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I think therefore I am
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• My cats think I'm a God
• They think I'm a god
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• I think, therefore I am that I am
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Pan American Games
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Things I am not ashamed of
• I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
• 3rd person imperative
• I am Jane
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• When I am an old man
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• I am a nodist
• think twice
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• "Think as I think," said a man
• To the world you're just one person
• Another love. I am weary of the starts of things.
• Sometimes I think I understand
• I am your
• I Think We Need Helicopters
• Cymru am byth
• Photography and religion
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Pan Am
• Why am I here (e2poll)
• I hate, therefore I am
• amm (user)
• Beneath Lawrinson Tower, 9:02 AM
• it is for my mouth forever, i am in love with it.
• Everyone is different
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• Everyone Poops
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm creating a religion...you'll like it!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm Gay; not dead!
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm only emo on my days off
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!

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