• I'm not racist but...
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• To wear nothing but steam
• butt plug
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• different but equal
• no ideas but in things
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm not Greg
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• I'm No Fool
• IMS
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I'm a slasher... of prices!
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• separate but equal
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Butt fluffies
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• electric butt scratcher
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• anger is honest but not truthful
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm working on it
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• But who codes the coders?
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• butts ARE litter
• I am but a moth before your flame
• General Butt Naked
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• But I Like You
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• FINALLY: Morally Bankrupt but Rich on Beads (the New Orleans gathering aftermath node)
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm scared
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm still Big Red_root (category)
• I'm a programmer_root (category)
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• There Goes the Neighborhood!4 1/2: im in ur house eating ur f00dz (extended-play remix)
• There is no god but God
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• BQN: But, one for all?
• silent but deadly
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• Sweet is the rose, but grows upon a briar
• Ain't nothing but a thing
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• You can, but you may not
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Love cookies
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
• indomitable in battle against a beautiful, but harsh landscape
• We said nay, we are but men
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• not equals, but similar
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm No Angel
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• im da best (user)
• I'm Really Into Techno
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• We are the same age but years apart
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.

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