• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm an Addict
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm The Man
• I'm the Bad Guy
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm not Greg
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm The Pumpkin King_root (category)
• HEY im cool_root (category)
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'M SO HUMAN AYN RAND GOES THROUGH MY GARBAGE TO SEE WHAT MY CATS ARE EATING.
• Touch me I'm sick
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm creating a religion...you'll like it!
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• I'm Still Here
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• I'm Gay; not dead!
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• IMS
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• im not hawaiian_root (category)
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• addict
• Confessions of a junk mail addict
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Proud of You
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm waiting
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I'm The Pumpkin King (user)
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• im a streat nigger 9_root (category)
• I can't believe I'm getting XP on top of the sheer joy of voting this down
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• I'm Really Into Techno
• I never faced existential quandaries as an addict
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm not this cool in real life
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm letting you go
• I'm No Angel
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm not talking about
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm still Big Red_root (category)
• I'm a programmer (user)
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I'm going to kill you
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I was addicted to parents
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• There Goes the Neighborhood!4 1/2: im in ur house eating ur f00dz (extended-play remix)
• Altoid Addict (user)
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• I'm a little sex pot
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm on my last go-round
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• I'm just sayin'
• I am addicted to TUMS
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm Glad
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm game
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• i'm everything_root (category)
• I'm a programmer_root (category)
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Rose (user)
• How to tell if you're addicted to hunting
• I'm Your Fan
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I'm doing OK
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I'm just here for the candy
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• Addicted to Love
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm bored
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Being a dickhead
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm Holding You
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• im not mikey (user)
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm so Goth, I pewp bats
• Not an Addict
• I'm not sure
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Exactly Where I'm At
• help im a rock (user)
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm scared of my car
• im in your pants_root (category)
• I'm Sas (user)
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I'm OK, you're not OK

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