Findings:
Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm not a poet but I dabble"
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm not homophobic but...
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Being a dickhead
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- I'm not a poet, although I play one
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm not racist but...
- Words that sound dirty but really aren't
- There are many like it, but this one is mine
- Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
- I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
- I come to the garden... but not alone
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- To wear nothing but steam
- butt plug
- I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
- different but equal
- no ideas but in things
- We once played this same game, but with only our words
- Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
- I'm Losing You
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm a little ICBM
- I'm Going Home
- "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- I'm not talking about
- I'm a Medieval Man
- i'm everything (user)
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- I'm so sorry
- im not hawaiian (user)
- I'm just here for the candy
- As i'm (user)
- Metaphysical Poets
- Lake Poets
- d poetic poet (user)
- separate but equal
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I know you are, but what am I?
- Butt fluffies
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- A date idea, but not for the first date
- Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
- I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
- electric butt scratcher
- My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- Starving in the greenhouse
- Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
- anger is honest but not truthful
- Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- I'm sorry
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm going to be a Dad
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I'm a Southern Baptist
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- im a streat nigger 9 (user)
- I can't believe I'm getting XP on top of the sheer joy of voting this down
- I'm All You Can Think About
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- Code Poet
- Letters To a Young Poet, 9
- da poet (user)
- But who codes the coders?
- The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
- butts ARE litter
- I am but a moth before your flame
- General Butt Naked
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
- But I Like You
- Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
- I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
- FINALLY: Morally Bankrupt but Rich on Beads (the New Orleans gathering aftermath node)
- Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
- There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
- I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
- He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- IM
- Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
- I'm creating a religion...you'll like it!
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- I swear I'm not crazy
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
- I'm The Pumpkin King (user)
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I'm not a terrorist
- It's late, and I'm tired
- Help I'm a Rock_root (category)
- HEY im cool_root (category)
- Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
- Pocket Poets
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- Gene Barry Poet (user)
- There is no god but God
- Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
- It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
- BQN: But, one for all?
- silent but deadly
- There's someone in my head but it's not me
- But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
- Sweet is the rose, but grows upon a briar
- Ain't nothing but a thing
- It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
- You can, but you may not
- I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
- Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
- Love cookies
- It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
- I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
- indomitable in battle against a beautiful, but harsh landscape
- We said nay, we are but men
- Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
- not equals, but similar
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- I'm Proud of You
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- I'm Not Rappaport
- Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- im in your pants (user)
- I feel like I'm being watched
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- im not hawaiian_root (category)
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
- Epitaph of a Young Poet Who Died Before Having Achieved Success
- Poets of Rhythm
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