• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• weird (but yummy) purple chicken
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Be different, just like everyone else
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Rocking slightly, reading the newspaper aloud to himself and everyone else on the bus
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• everyone else is asleep
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Everyone else (user)
• The day they caught the governor, and everyone else
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Illinois cities that everyone else pronounces incorrectly
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Everyone else is doing it
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I'm not racist but...
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• To wear nothing but steam
• butt plug
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• different but equal
• no ideas but in things
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• my name on someone else's body
• everybody lives in someone else's personal hell
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• It's a secret to everyone
• Everyone out of the universe, quick!
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm a little tea pot
• I'm game
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I'm lovin' it
• im a streat nigger (user)
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm Not There
• multidimensional normal distribution
• normal profit
• Weird experiences with classical self-conditioning
• Sundance is weird
• separate but equal
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Butt fluffies
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• electric butt scratcher
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• anger is honest but not truthful
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• the infamous 'needless else'
• Very Far Away from Anywhere Else
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• everyone knows Shirley, the bread lady
• Everyone on this site is a bot. Everyone except you, and nate.
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Hands off, I'm special
• My cats think I'm a God
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm in the mood to move
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm Cute
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• Im Elvis_root (category)
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I´m hungry!
• The city knows I'm leaving
• normal number
• Normal is just a setting on a washing machine
• Weird Richard and The One Tree
• weird fishes
• But who codes the coders?
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• butts ARE litter
• I am but a moth before your flame
• General Butt Naked
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• But I Like You
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• FINALLY: Morally Bankrupt but Rich on Beads (the New Orleans gathering aftermath node)
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• and my heart sings of cupboards opening by rainbow seashore but
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• Speaking with Someone Else's Voice
• Holidays for Everyone
• Suicide is not for everyone.
• watching everyone you know die
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm with stupid
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• I'm From New Jersey
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Don't be an IM phantom
• im wearing a bandana_root (category)
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• I'm 4 JC (user)
• A Million Random Digits with 100,000 Normal Deviates
• weird
• I will always be weird inside
• There is no god but God
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly

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