• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• I'm not racist but...
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• no ideas but in things
• I'm No Fool
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• There is no god but God
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm No Angel
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Close, but no cigar
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• No Snakes, but We’ve Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; There is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Being a dickhead
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Tanks But No Tanks
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• To wear nothing but steam
• butt plug
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• different but equal
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm not Greg
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• IMS
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I'm a slasher... of prices!
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• no rest for the wicked
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• All mouth and no trousers
• There is no "One", either
• No Labor-Saving Machine
• No one can be totally logical
• no comply
• No smoking by-law
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 13
• Without religion, there is no God
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• A Horse With No Name backwards
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• No one wants you the way you are
• ishi no ue ni san nen
• no mean feat
• A kind of calm like no other
• No Shame Theatre
• Ghosts and the Meaning of No
• Hayane hayaoki wa sanmon no toku
• A rolling stone gathers no moss
• Oni no Ng (user)
• No user serviceable parts inside
• Beethoven Symphony No. 1
• No human, just Porsche
• There are no left turn lanes
• no more, no less
• There are no rules in language, only regularities
• No cure for the common heartache
• Aquí no hay quien viva
• Casino Deposit No (user)
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I Ain't Smokin' No Fiberglass
• There is no Arizona
• separate but equal
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Butt fluffies
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• electric butt scratcher
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• anger is honest but not truthful
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm working on it
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• person of no account
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• no rent
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• No shit, Sherlock
• secret justice is no justice
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 24
• No man is an island
• kaze no tayori
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• no talent celebrity tag
• There's no better mirror than a child
• There is no such thing as a wrong recipe
• Hotaru no Hikari
• No guts, no glory
• Ama No Murakumo Tsurugi
• Exaudi nos, Domine sancte
• There is no music for this day
• No Maps For These Territories

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