Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm no doctor but my verdict is: miracle."

• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• no ideas but in things
• I'm no Whitman...
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• There is no god but God
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• Close, but no cigar
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I'm No Fool
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm No Angel
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; There is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Being a dickhead
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Doctor No
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Tanks But No Tanks
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm not racist but...
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• To wear nothing but steam
• butt plug
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• different but equal
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I couldn't help but notice your pain
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• The Cobbler Turned Doctor
• RMS vs the Doctor
• Doctor Knowall
• Doctor in the house
• So. Central Rain
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Now I'm Nothing
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm Afraid
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• help im a rock_root (category)
• HEY im cool (user)
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Smokey Robinson and the Miracles
• The Miracle of the Juniper Berries
• No
• no toast
• I have no faith in your God
• there's no accounting for taste
• Just Say No to Dubs
• No Hands Across America
• No Logo
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• The "No soap, radio!" joke
• Hotaru No Haka
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 10
• Symphony No. 1
• See no Evil, Hear no Evil, Speak no Evil
• There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
• A day when no child is murdered or dies of hunger or preventable disease
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• ABC No Rio
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Universal "no" symbol
• There is no c in Rishi
• A love story with no center
• Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi
• Kaze no Klonoa: Moonlight Museum
• no women no kids (user)
• No bake lime pie
• This food contains no chemicals. That's right, it's made of pure energy.
• Yami to Boushi to Hon no Tabibito
• She is not a girl, she is a woman. No, wait, she's a girl.
• ...And Love Said No
• For there is no rule without its exceptions; and hardly an age without its monsters
• The Corners Hold No Magic
• no 1 2 trust (user)
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• There is no such thing as color
• War hath no fury like a non-combatant
• separate but equal
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Butt fluffies
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• electric butt scratcher
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• anger is honest but not truthful
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• Doctor Foster
• Witch Doctor (user)
• Doctor Bong
• Doctor Who - The Children in Need Special 2005
• I'm Losing You
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm Going Home
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm not talking about
• I'm a Medieval Man
• i'm everything (user)
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• I'm so sorry
• im not hawaiian (user)
• I'm just here for the candy
• As i'm (user)
• Miracle Ecstasy
• This ain't no picnic
• Leaving no stone unturned
• Are We Downhearted? No! No! No!
• No mas
• There is no suck, only blow
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Kusanagi no Tsurugi
• No Other One

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