Findings:
Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm making a joke here, but I'm serious"
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I'm seeing a pattern here
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm not homophobic but...
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- Being a dickhead
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
- I'm a stranger here myself
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- I'm just here for the candy
- I'm Still Here
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
- I'm not racist but...
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- I'm in this for the long haul
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- the words I'm after
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
- I'm still Big Red (user)
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- I'm not what you think
- I'm Just Me_root (category)
- I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- well im sure (user)
- Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- Thank God I'm an Atheist
- I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
- I'm Tory Plan B
- I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
- I'm not really a waitress nail polish
- I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- I'm such a philistine
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- I'm Graduating
- Im Elvis (user)
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- this is how i'm going to die.
- I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
- I'm glad I'm white
- I'm Alan Partridge
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
- I'm Afraid of Americans
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- I'm Stalking Him Electronically
- I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- I'm No Angel
- I'm never getting drunk again
- I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
- I.M. Ischa Meijer.In Margine. In Memorian.
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Hi Honey, I'm Home
- Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
- I'm a Mountain
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- I'm Not There
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- I'm not that kinda girl
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
- I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
- Zeit im Bild
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I´m hungry!
- The city knows I'm leaving
- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
- Damn, I'm good.
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I swear I'm not crazy
- They think I'm a god
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
- Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- im in ur base killin ur d00dz
- I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
- I'm 4 JC (user)
- I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- I'm the Bad Guy
- help im a rock (user)
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
- One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
- I'm wide awake It's morning
- I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
- Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- I'm just a bill
- I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
- I'm crying and I can't stop
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- I'm a Boy
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- I'm Not Sleeping
- i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- He said I'm better of without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- I'm
- I'm not sure
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I'm tired of calling 911
- Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
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