• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Don't be an IM phantom
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• i'm just a girl
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Being a dickhead
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Please don't feed the troll
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm Just Me_root (category)
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• I'm just a bill
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• just kidding
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Rape committed by women
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• why don't you just?
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm just sayin'
• Please don't bring your kids
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm just here for the candy
• Don't
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• French Canadians don't speak French
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Don't you know that's a sin?
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• They Don't Want Me
• Sorry, I don't work here
• Why I don't go to the South
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• tuesdays don't go anywhere (document)
• Don't Break the Oath
• I don't love you anymore
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• Break me. I'm elated.
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• economics is just a tool
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Once and only once is not just for code
• This is just to node
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Operation Just Cause
• That's just my broken parts coming through the surface
• Just us, my flame and I
• Bikes need regular service just like cars
• Just in case you ever wondered..
• No heaven. No hell. Just science.
• let's not I said really let's just not
• Please Please Me
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you.
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• I Don't Want to Go to Mexico
• Don't Block the Box
• Arguments don't change minds
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• Don't write faxes with red pen!
• Cats don't have brakes
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• The horrible realization that you don't matter
• So you don't have to
• Don't blow-dry your Basil.
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• dont (user)
• If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
• Don't worry, Republic of South Moluccas. *I* recognize your independence.
• I don't feel physical pain
• Don't Be An Ass_root (category)
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• don't judge a book by its movie
• Don't You Hate
• Don't Cast Your Marbles Before Swine
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not

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