• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm Still Here
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm just here for the candy
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• My cats think I'm a God
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• I'm just a collection of electrons
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm not fucking bored
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• im a streat nigger_root (category)
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• I'm just sayin'
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm not a part of this world
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I'm so tough
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm not a terrorist
• Remember I'm awful, in love with you
• Help I'm a Rock_root (category)
• HEY im cool (user)
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Rose (user)
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm a little tea pot
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm on drugs
• I'm not sharing him
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm a Medieval Man
• i'm everything (user)
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• im not hawaiian (user)
• Keep quiet, cause I'm hearing your words hot on the side of my neck.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm a luser
• Now I'm Nothing
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
• Break me. I'm elated.
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm so Goth, I pewp bats
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm with stupid
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm pregnant
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• It's late, and I'm tired
• I'm The Pumpkin King_root (category)
• HEY im cool_root (category)
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• im in your pants (user)
• I feel like I'm being watched
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• im not hawaiian_root (category)
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm only emo on my days off
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm creating a religion...you'll like it!
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm Tory Plan B
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• im a streat nigger 9_root (category)
• I can't believe I'm getting XP on top of the sheer joy of voting this down
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Going Home
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm From New Jersey
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm still Big Red_root (category)
• I'm a programmer (user)
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• I'm not this cool in real life
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm Too Sexy
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm on a bus
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• I'm No Fool
• IMS
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm not a dick.
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm Down
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm going to Disneyland
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm on my last go-round
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm not a poet, although I play one

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