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• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm Going Home
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
• Every Second Without You Lasts a Lifetime
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I'm on my last go-round
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• treat every moment like it's your last
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• I'm going to be a Dad
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• The days of wonder have come at last
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• Stoned music memories
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• Pig on every corner program
• To node one thing beautiful every day
• For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong
• Every Icon
• We had every gentle sound
• Going Solo
• What's going on here?
• Going drag
• Going Downhill Fast
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
• Why the police aren't going to find your stolen TV
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• People want what they cannot have
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• I Have Zero Fish (user)
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Sometimes you have to dance with a watermelon
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• They have taken enough
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• You have to keep loving
• Words have power
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm not a part of this world
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm waiting
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I'm so sorry
• im not hawaiian (user)
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I know what you did last summer
• Dream Log: November 1, 1999
• The Last of the Mohicans
• The Last Day of Our Acquaintance
• The Last Leaf
• Then Came the Last Days of May
• Last Train to Clarksville
• Last Lines
• Last Fair Deal Gone Down
• The last job
• long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days
• Last man executed in Canada
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• The Last Kiss
• Humorous Last Words
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• curly sue (user)
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• A Sniper in Every Minaret
• 8 1/2 every 4-6 (user)
• going down
• People who are going to hell
• I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
• The Institute for Going A Bit Red In Helsinki
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• going naked for a sign
• You have a big finger
• I have seen the elephant
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Sex with a chicken
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Have You Ever Walked?
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Stereotypes have to start somewhere
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I have a punklin and you don't
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• Fight Clubs I have known
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Gifts we already have
• What have you done for me lately?
• I have crossed the final threshold
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• She Will Have Her Way
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• I'm sorry
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm a little tea pot
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm letting you go
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm Gay; not dead!
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• Touch me I'm sick
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last

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