• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I'm Going Crazy
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm going to be a Dad
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• Open up
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• How to make roses open up
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Sobering up before going to bed
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• can of whoopass
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm Going Home
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Open Publication License's Section VI options can make it non-free
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Open Up The Gates
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Thumbs Up going down
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• keep your hands up
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• up to NO GOOD (user)
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Shut up, you with your more intelligent arguments
• tower of pop cans
• Can I trust you?
• I think I can, I think I can
• You can work in the pit
• You can never become anything if you're not good at math
• Electronic music can make it easier to enter codeflow
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• As Much As You Can
• on a clear disk, you can seek forever
• All the Pain Money Can Buy
• Standard Can Number Sizes
• Canned Yams (user)
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Can I Say
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
• cans (user)
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• i can drink a kiddie pool of pabst
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• this is it, we're going to die
• Going After Cacciato
• I Am Slowly Going Crazy
• Going There
• Going off like a frog in a sock
• Anything I put here is going to sound pretentious (stylesheet)
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• i'm everything_root (category)
• I'm Sas_root (category)
• HI im vik_root (category)
• I'm not a dick.
• An open letter from Metallica
• The Open Firmware Song
• open shadow
• Open Roleplaying Game Character Creation
• Peruvian Congressman's open letter to Microsoft
• Open Letter to Saddam Hussein
• Camels Are Happy To Open A Shop Of Hankerchiefs
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• Right side up
• Go up against
• smoke up
• lit up
• Put up a sucker's holler
• Up to something
• choke up
• Up Country
• up yours
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Up on the platform of the Arecibo radio telescope
• made up of wires
• Cleaning up after oil rig workers
• Dig up her bones
• Warming Up The Brain Farm
• Up and down the river
• Alternatives to breaking up a relationship
• Cock Up Your Beaver
• How to set up and operate a road checkpoint
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• Pollyanna Grows Up
• Chill up my spine
• pop up
• down under stars coming up, we are home again
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• Shut up, wesley!
• Star Wars Pepsi Cans
• throwing up
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Smoking can kill you
• par can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• What Can I Point To?
• pub can
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
• Can I eat him, boss?
• you never can tell with bees
• Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
• bear can
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Can You Forgive Her?
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Can You Read My Mind
• Kick the Can Crew

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