• Beat like a redheaded stepchild
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I feel like I'm being watched
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• I'm Going Home
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• I am going to beat up Reel Big Fish
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm creating a religion...you'll like it!
• I'm going to be a Dad
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• Going off like a frog in a sock
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Beat Generation
• Beating someone severely
• The Dancefloor is our Mother. Her heart beats at 125 BPM.
• The Wasp (Texas Radio and the Big Beat)
• Going Solo
• What's going on here?
• To Lucasta, on Going to the Wars
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Why I hate going to the dentist
• Ways of going out in cricket
• The difference between going to "the pictures," "the movies," and "a film."
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm pregnant
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I'm so sorry
• im not hawaiian (user)
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Making like the rabbits
• What Does Your Soul Look Like
• Like tears in rain
• I don't like moving.
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• I do not like the radio man.
• fit like
• Wear Your Love Like Heaven
• like perfume
• Like a diamond etches glass
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Tasty like a raindrop
• Eyes like extinguished paper lanterns
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Body modification is like stereo equipment
• Cold heart, bitter coffee
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Sparkling like a star in his hand, melting like a snowflake
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• lies like cyanide (user)
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• Beautiful and sick, like oak apples
• Bikes need regular service just like cars
• like (user)
• I like that heavy name. I will carry it.
• I got a girl in the war, Paul, her eyes are like champagne
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• Spitting out teeth like ampersands
• Blonde Redhead
• 1001 Ways to Beat the Draft
• Fly low and beat the radar
• beat boxing
• going down
• People who are going to hell
• I love Slim Shady and I am not a teenage boy going through puberty
• Going East
• A Prayer on going into my House
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• going for walks at night
• Im Elvis (user)
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I'm a Pepper
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm Alone
• I'm doing OK
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• I can't believe I'm getting XP on top of the sheer joy of voting this down
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I like the Pope, the Pope smokes dope
• like an ashtray
• Like a Dream
• As You Like It I.i
• The universe is flickering like my television set
• Episode II Soundtrack: Track titles I'd like to see
• How do ya like them apples?
• The top secret of talking like an American
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• What jail is like
• chocolate in the mouth is like green green grass to the eyes
• What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Eh, you like beef?
• Like a sunshine harpsichord
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• I Like Ike
• Beauty is like a Train
• You wear your hope like Christmas
• Nothing says softcore like Florida in January: A surrealistic Florida adventure
• A Love Like Blood
• I like to kick people with my fists
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• Hard like fucking stone
• the first kiss that felt like a first kiss
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• Your mother wouldn't like it
• we eat all together like a family
• War hath no fury like a non-combatant
• beat the bishop
• how to beat RAY
• How to beat someone at "pick a number"
• To the beat of the end of all things, part one.
• Going, going, gone
• the going rate
• going meta
• Collision avoidance technique
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead

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