• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm Going Crazy
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to the moon
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm Going Home
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• It's going to be fine
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• To do is to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Jack Be Nimble
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I don't want to be alone
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Blessed be
• Glory be to the Father
• I Want to Be Inside You
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• I'll be
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Waiting To Be Opened
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• How the Internet Came to Be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• i be an retarded (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• asking to be bathed in light
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Going for the sex and the drugs, the rock 'n' roll is a bonus: An E2 Glastonbury Gathering
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• Hands off, I'm special
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• Charmed, I'm sure
• I'm so sorry
• im not hawaiian_root (category)
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'm just sayin'
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Must be a lesbian
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Want to be a lawyer?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• node that will be my legacy
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Laundry should be free
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• It's Tough to Be a Bug
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• It must be New Years Eve again
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Be there or be square
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• How to be a badass
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• If brackets be the food of E2, link on
• They will not be named!
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• going crazy
• Going through the motions
• Going After Cacciato
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• Guidelines for Exchange Students Going to Hong Kong
• Going to the hardware store to buy a loaf of bread
• I'm Losing You
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
• I'm Not Rappaport
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• im a streat nigger 9_root (category)
• I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox

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