• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• Canada Kicks Ass
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm going to kill you
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• My mom kicks ass
• Drinking is like daring the universe to kick my ass
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• How to fight and kick ass
• Girls Kick Ass: A Feminist Critique of the New Action Heroine and the Male Gaze
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• kick ass
• What the Democratic Party needs is a kick in the ass
• Decentralized networking kicked my ass
• I'm Going Home
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• How to fight and not get your ass kicked
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• How to kick ass at a job interview
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• The Wild Colonials
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Kick Ass Oat Bread
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to be a Dad
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• JOE KICK ASS (user)
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• ass
• The Ass and the Old Shepherd
• Asses of the masses
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• Weird ass tasty biscuit treat, most intriguing
• African wild ass
• going postal
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• going outside
• The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
• 13 going on 30
• I'm with the band
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm Proud of You
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm so tough
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• I'm not talking about
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• Charmed, I'm sure
• I'm so sorry
• im not hawaiian (user)
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• kick
• Charge Kick (user)
• kicks and giggles
• Obligatory Roommate Dream
• How to wipe your ass
• colder than a well digger's ass
• ass hole!!! (user)
• Going out with a bang
• no sense of direction yet still going somewhere
• Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
• Going Live
• This was not my going away party
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• whither are you going
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• im a streat nigger 9 (user)
• I can't believe I'm getting XP on top of the sheer joy of voting this down
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Kick a habit
• Roundhouse kick
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• How to deal with a smelly roommate
• The Ass and His Masters
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• I've worked my ass off and I just want a drink!!!
• this is going to hurt a little
• Sobering up before going to bed
• not running from, but going to
• TGoP: Of Roon, the God of Going
• imm
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm never watching the Today Show again
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• Now I'm Nothing
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm Afraid
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• I'm Cute
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• Help I'm a Rock_root (category)
• HEY im cool_root (category)
• Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• kick it
• kick (user)
• Mel Ott
• Up Your Ass
• Putting your foot in your mouth and talking through a hole in your ass
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• The Paddling of the Swollen Ass With Paddles
• ASS HOLE_root (category)
• Going Solo
• What's going on here?
• Going drag
• Going Downhill Fast
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
• Why the police aren't going to find your stolen TV
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm a little ICBM
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm pregnant
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• Sorry I'm late. Windows XP forgot to sound my alarm this morning.
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• Don't be an IM phantom
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• im not hawaiian_root (category)
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• Kick the bucket
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Kick of death
• My roommates have ordered throwing stars
• The Ass, the Cock, and the Lion
• Kiss my ass
• The iMac looks like the ass end of the New Beetle
• Run Your Ass Non-Stop

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