Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm glad you asked"

• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• I'm glad I'm white
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• I'm Glad
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• I walk around when I'm high
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm waiting
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I'm Holding You
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• im not mikey (user)
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I'm The Man
• I'm letting you go
• I'm No Angel
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm scared of my car
• im in your pants_root (category)
• I'm Sas_root (category)
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
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• Ask For Janice
• If I ask, I want a truthful answer
• Ask a stupid question
• The Faith to ask for Faith
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm Just Me (user)
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm not a dick.
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• Consistency is all I ask
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm with stupid
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• I'm a little sex pot
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm going to the moon
• im not mikey_root (category)
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• Ask moJoe : Dear (Longwinded Asslicker) Anonymous
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm a little tea pot
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I know more when I'm alone
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm never getting drunk again
• I'm not racist but...
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• I'm feeling lucky
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• HI im vik (user)
• I´m hungry!
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Ask Jeeves
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Ask an Uptight Seattleite
• I'm creating a religion...you'll like it!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm not what you think
• I'm Just Me_root (category)
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• All I Ask of You
• I will ask them all their dreams
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Going Home
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Being a dickhead
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm Cute
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• Sitz im Leben
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• well im sure (user)
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Exactly Where I'm At
• help im a rock (user)
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm a Medieval Man
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• HI im vik_root (category)
• It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
• I'm Graduating
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• You have the right to ask
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm never watching the Today Show Again
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm a luser
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have

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