• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• I'm Going Home
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm so tough
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm so Goth, I pewp bats
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I'm going to kill you
• I'M SO HUMAN AYN RAND GOES THROUGH MY GARBAGE TO SEE WHAT MY CATS ARE EATING.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm no Whitman...
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• I'm Still Here
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• I'm not fucking bored
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Zeit im Bild
• I'm such a philistine
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• she's so virginal in her bodily extortion
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm not a part of this world
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm waiting
• Being a dickhead
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• im in ur base killin ur d00dz
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• I'm 4 JC (user)
• I'm sorry
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm a little tea pot
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm letting you go
• Help I'm a Rock (user)
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• I'm wide awake It's morning
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• Im-
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm a
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• There Goes the Neighborhood!4 1/2: im in ur house eating ur f00dz (extended-play remix)
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm with stupid
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• Congratulations . . . I'm Sorry
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• im in ur base kissin ur d00dz
• I'm looking forward to cutting out your pancreas, you fascist cow
• As i'm (user)
• I'm pinching your face!
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm game
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm an Addict
• I'm a stranger here myself
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• im a streat nigger (user)
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• I'm creating a religion...you'll like it!
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm Not Sleeping
• Im Elvis_root (category)
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I´m hungry!
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• I'm with the band
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm Proud of You
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm falling apart
• I'm From New Jersey
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• Charmed, I'm sure
• im wearing a bandana_root (category)

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