• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• The donuts are so pretty
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm so tough
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not fucking bored
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I am so fucking happy
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'M SO HUMAN AYN RAND GOES THROUGH MY GARBAGE TO SEE WHAT MY CATS ARE EATING.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm so Goth, I pewp bats
• baby fat
• Fat Cat
• 85% fat free (user)
• Fat Dog Mendoza
• Fat Ana Molko_root (category)
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Bruce Lee just fucking loved birthdays
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm bored
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Being a dickhead
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• im not mikey_root (category)
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• It's so crazy it just might work
• Not so hot
• stop being so English
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Kevin So
• You are so beautiful
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• so broken13 (user)
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• You've never had it so good
• This dress makes you look fat
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• fat guys
• Fat Frog
• awesome fat guy (user)
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Exactly Where I'm At
• help im a rock (user)
• How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm scared of my car
• im in your pants_root (category)
• I'm Sas_root (category)
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• U2 Faraway So Close
• Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
• So how did you two meet?
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• So Much For the Afterglow
• So I put the lasagne in the oven
• Yer So Bad
• So Far From Home
• So your kids want a pet
• Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Fat Cat (user)
• Fat Elvis Syndrome
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• The Big Fat Kill
• Good old fashioned fucking
• fucking machine
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm not very cool
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm a luser
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm sorry for your loss
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm Just Me (user)
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm not a dick.
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
• Because I say so
• If "cult" religions are so good at mind control, why are their attrition rates so high?
• Some people break so easily
• you're so poetic tonight
• Fingers slide together and, I am so alive
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• To Daisies, not to shut so soon
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• Life Is So Good
• Why native Australian animals are so unusual
• Brenda, your brains smell so good
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Nothing So Strange_root (category)
• So What?
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• Fat Tire
• Fat Agnus
• The fat kid on the diving board
• Me and the Fat Man
• Fat Ass (user)
• Call a spade a fucking shovel
• My friends, I bring you the good news: Jesus Christ made a fucking sandwich
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
• I'm afraid of posting on e2
• I'm glad I'm white
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm going to the moon
• Sitz im Leben
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• So I Married an Axe Murderer
• oh ever so slowly
• Not so kosher
• It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• I am still so lost, I am
• SOS Dinobots
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• So you want to be a star?
• Yall So Stupid
• Why are socks so darn good?
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• Fraid So (user)

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