• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• They all lived happily ever after
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• The Simplest Cake You'll Ever Love to Bake
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• How not to transmit information faster than light speed
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• What is faster than the speed of light?
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Faster than a speeding bullet
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• How to move something faster than the speed of light
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• A simple way to go faster than light that does not work
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• What can be better than that?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Hard drive space is coming down in price faster than equivalent backup equipment
• Be something... be anything other than this
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• The cigarette between your fingers seems to be burning slower than normal.
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Now more than ever
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• All that I am and ever want to be
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Quantum entanglement and faster than light communication
• You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• Why faster than light implies back in time
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Hot water freezes faster than cold water
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Faster than light
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Why fingernails grow faster than toenails
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• The day I woke up Faster Than Light
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• Beam travels faster than speed of light
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• play dumb
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• Before long the Goddess Tiamat through hip-hop you'll be facing
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• Could man be drunk for ever
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Live the greatest story ever told
• Theory of Relativity for Dummies
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
• All I ever wanted to be
• Rebeca Martinez
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• How to transmit information faster than light speed
• Keeping secrets is harder than taking lives
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• To do is to be
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Child support is more than just money
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• deader than you (user)
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Teaching kids greater and less than
• Jack Be Nimble
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• these are no more your dreams than this is your sky
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I don't want to be alone
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Blessed be
• Glory be to the Father
• I Want to Be Inside You
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• I'll be
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Waiting To Be Opened
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• How the Internet Came to Be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• i be an retarded (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• asking to be bathed in light
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Johnny Evers
• Faster Pussycat
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm Glad
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm working on it
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• I'm Tory Plan B
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• Live by the sword, die by the arrow
• Emeril Live
• Summer In The City: Live In New York
• I can't live without you
• Changing our lives
• ENOS Lives

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