• Im-
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• I'm on drugs
• I'm not sharing him
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not racist but...
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• I'm feeling lucky
• I'm Sas_root (category)
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I'm with the band
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• the words I'm after
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Now I'm Nothing
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm not fucking bored
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• I'm not what you think
• I'm Just Me_root (category)
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm not a dick.
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• Exaggerating
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm Cute
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• Sitz im Leben
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• imm
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm a Medieval Man
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• Wir Tanzen im 4-Eck
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• HI im vik (user)
• I´m hungry!
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• I walk around when I'm high
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm scared
• I swear I'm not crazy
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• well im sure (user)
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• i'm just a girl
• I'm Too Sexy
• I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• HI im vik_root (category)
• It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• I'm a schmuck-American
• I'm seeing a pattern here
• I'm Down
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• I'm Tory Plan B
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• To Women, As Far As I'm Concerned
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• I'm a slasher... of prices!
• I'm 4 JC (user)
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• I'm Not Rappaport
• I'm From New Jersey
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm in love: A reflection on life
• I'm not a terrorist
• I'm fine, thank you. And you?
• i'm leaving teethmarks on your striptease
• Zeit im Bild
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm Not There
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm working on it
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm not gay
• I'm on a bus
• I'm a Catholic Girl, of course I swallow
• Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Charmed, I'm sure
• im wearing a bandana (user)
• im in ur base killin ur d00dz
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm Graduating
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm with stupid
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk

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