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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm dying but I'm still alive"
- It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
- Being a dickhead
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I'm poor, but I'm happy
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- I'm still Big Red_root (category)
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm still Big Red (user)
- I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm not a rocket scientist, but
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- I'm Still Here
- I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
- I'm not racist but...
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm not homophobic but...
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- I'm just a bill
- I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
- I'm game
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
- I know what I'm talking about
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- I'm in the Army and I'm gay
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- I'm Only Sleeping
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- I'm a pig, not a god!
- im a streat nigger_root (category)
- I can't believe I'm getting XP on top of the sheer joy of voting this down
- I'm All You Can Think About
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- I'm
- I'm not sure
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- I'm my own Grandpaw
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- I'm in the mood to move
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- I'm Cute
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- help im a rock_root (category)
- HEY im cool (user)
- Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
- Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
- I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
- Sexist jokes
- I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm tired
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- I'm not a part of this world
- i'm afraid of hipsters
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
- I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
- I'm From New Jersey
- I think I'm getting distracted again
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Fuck this; I'm having butter
- Don't be an IM phantom
- I'm so sorry
- im not hawaiian (user)
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
- How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
- Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- I'm a little tea pot
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- I'm on drugs
- I'm not gay
- I'm on a bus
- I'm doing OK
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I'm no longer in the passenger seat
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- im a streat nigger 9 (user)
- I'm a Rabbit, I'm a Fox
- I'm the King of the Castle
- Touch me I'm sick
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- Hands off, I'm special
- My cats think I'm a God
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- I'm the world's worst psychic
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- Now I'm Nothing
- Hello, my name is Kensey, and I'm an addict
- I'm Afraid
- Drei Maenner Im Schnee
- Teen Bride Im Sorry
- Remember I'm awful, in love with you
- Help I'm a Rock_root (category)
- HEY im cool_root (category)
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
- But can you still cry like a child?
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I'm with stupid
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- I'm not talking about
- I'm a Medieval Man
- i'm everything (user)
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- im not hawaiian_root (category)
- I'm a slasher... of prices!
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- I'm a Southern Baptist
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Break me. I'm elated.
- im a streat nigger 9_root (category)
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- Yeah, but still
- So. Central Rain
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- I'm no Whitman...
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- I swear I'm not crazy
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- I'm Afraid of Malkavians (a parody)
- I'm The Pumpkin King (user)
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I'm not a terrorist
- It's late, and I'm tired
- I'm The Pumpkin King_root (category)
- I'm a programmer (user)
- Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- There Goes the Neighborhood!4 1/2: im in ur house eating ur f00dz (extended-play remix)
- I'm Losing You
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I'm a little ICBM
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