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• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• So you don't have to
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• I don't want to fall so easily
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• Alcohol is a sedative so why is my heart doing this?
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• I used to have so many dreams
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• You don't have to remember my name
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I don't have a television set
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm so tough
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Stoned music memories
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I'M SO HUMAN AYN RAND GOES THROUGH MY GARBAGE TO SEE WHAT MY CATS ARE EATING.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• A reason to drink
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Cats don't have brakes
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Don't be an IM phantom
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm so Goth, I pewp bats
• I'm doing OK
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• I was doing so well.
• Baptist jokes
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Being a dickhead
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm so sorry
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I have lost many things, so many
• Don't stand so close to me
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• You were always so good to me
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• That's So Raven
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• You're so boned
• Shot? So quick, so clean an ending?
• Don't give up
• so many books
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• programs that don't compile
• I don't know what else to do
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• don't spend it all in one place
• Don't touch your brain
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Don't shake it, bump it, or sniff it: The 2001 anthrax mail scare
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• Don't touch, check with other passengers, inform station staff or dial 999
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• Don't Make Me Think
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• The tattoo phenomenon
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Why I have tinnitus
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• What a horrible night to have a curse.
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• If You Have to Ask
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• When you know things are just meant to be
• 80's bands that have survived
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• I have no idea!! (user)
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• How to have an epileptic fit
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• I have no idea!!_root (category)
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.

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