• Being a dickhead
• I feel like I'm being watched
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• The Advantages of Being a Woman Artist
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• Being Black
• Being "in love": Revisited
• The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm Glad
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I'm game
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Exactly Where I'm At
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I'm not ashamed to use Windows
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm scared of my car
• I'm feeling lucky
• I'm Sas_root (category)
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• Being and Nothingness
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• What's wrong with being independent
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• The girls' guide to being a girl
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• contingent being
• On living and being alive
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm Your Fan
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm a sucker for a good accent
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm a luser
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not what you think
• I'm Just Me_root (category)
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm not a dick.
• I'm Gay For E2: An Unnodermeet
• Dealing with annoyingly inquisitive children
• The dangers of being open minded
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• being ill during exams
• Being an Agent is Their Difficult Job
• a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm bored
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm so tough
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• I'm glad I'm white
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm Thinking Tonight of My Blue Eyes
• Sitz im Leben
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• Being a Green Mother
• not as good as being there
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• Toward a Psychology of Being
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• astral being
• Being in a relationship with a girl who has guy's name
• Dreams of Being Eaten Alive
• I'm
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
• I'm not sharing him
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not racist but...
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm damn sociable for a hermit
• I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
• I'm Afraid of Americans
• I'm afraid of presenting my work
• HI im vik (user)
• I´m hungry!
• I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
• The Importance of Being Earnest
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• Being the outsider at a party
• Is being domesticated an evolutionary advantage?
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• the perfect being
• Guide to being emo
• Record of a Living Being
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm not very cool
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• Hi, I'm Mat.
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• The "I'm getting my first shot" cry
• I'm not fucking bored
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm Only Sleeping
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
• imperfect being (user)
• The day I realized what being alive was
• I often wonder if I am closer to reality simply for being poorer
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The ability of planarian worms to run a maze more successfully after being fed the remains of a successful worm
• On Being the Right Size
• On Being Small
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• The importance of being Ernie
• play at a game of constantly being wrong with a priceless set of vocabularies
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• I'm pregnant
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm Cute
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• well im sure (user)
• Human beings will believe anything
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• On not being a writer in Prague
• Being licked to death by kittens
• Spiritual beings having a physical experience
• On the Geological Succession of Organic Beings
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• I'm a Pepper
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in Love with a Girl Named Spike
• I'm not homophobic but...
• I'm a Medieval Man

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