Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm average at everything except the things that I really want to do well"

• What I really want to do is direct
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Do you really want to live forever?
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• I wanted to do it again
• Women want me when I'm taken
• What do you want, a cookie?
• What do you want to see happen?
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Do I really need Linux?
• Something you definitely do not want on your face
• Why do you want to get married?
• just because they never bothered to really do
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• I do not want to talk
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• what I really want
• I really have to do you now
• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Bones do not burn well
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Do you want to get slapped?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• Why you do not want to work for an Ad Agency
• Why do we treat them so well?
• Do Frogs Really Sit on Lilypads?
• What do you want?
• Dogs, do you want to live forever?
• I want someone to do cute things for
• there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• God can do what he wants
• How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
• well im sure (user)
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• You, standing
• Crunch all you want, we'll make more
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• we do not give what we want to take
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• Thanksgiving for your average noder (except me, of course)
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• Where do you want to go today?
• Do you want your possessions identified?
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm not really a waitress nail polish
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Do you want a kitten?
• Do you want to live forever?
• Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
• The delicate women do not want to dance
• We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
• Because I do not want to forget
• Where do discarded return values from functions really go?
• Do you still want your first universe?
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• What I want from life
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• Live Era '87-'93
• What do you want in life, Hal?
• Do you want to cuddle in my tent?
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• What the hell do you want?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• What Germans do best
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• do not want
• How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
• I'm Really Into Techno
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• To be noble in an average life
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• The tattoo phenomenon
• 61 things to do with an AOL CD
• Fun things to do in Idaho
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
• Fifty works of English Literature we could do without
• Who do you love?
• Do not watch Fight Club every day for a week
• How do you remember things?
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• The evil that men do
• Do not make illegal copies of this disc
• That which I should have done I did not do
• What dogs dream about
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• To Shin Do
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• do the nasty
• Do animals commit suicide?
• Do not remember how these depths are cold
• 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
• What would a universal Turing machine do?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Why birds fly in "V" formation
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• do (user)
• Do you take care of your heart? I mean do you protect it?
• Nuclear Weapons Do Not Function Without Yellow Tape
• How do you access E2? (e2poll)
• they're all the same except for me
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm a Pepper
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know what I'm talking about
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm not racist but...
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm a consumer whore... And how!
• Charmed, I'm sure
• im wearing a bandana_root (category)
• im in ur base kissin ur d00dz
• I'm Stalking Him Electronically
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• There Goes the Neighborhood!4 1/2: im in ur house eating ur f00dz (extended-play remix)
• Yes, obviously we really need zero tolerance
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• One problem with being born really soon after Christmas
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• nobody really (user)
• The really creepy guy at work you are extremely sexually attracted to
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• Want to be a lawyer?
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• What I Want
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• February wants me dead
• So you want to be a star?
• How a farmer wanted to take plums to market
• I Want to Tell You
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• I want laughing mornings
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Well, pin a gold star on me
• well hung young guy (user)
• When All's Well
• cheryl wells (user)
• Average Handle Time
• Average dice
• Our work and why we do it
• and if you do, take pictures
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• What do you mourn for?
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• Magnets and monitors
• I do not like the radio man.
• Do what you will. I will

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