Findings:
Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm Jesus with a laser gun, and you're all going to hell!"
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- People who are going to hell
- You're going home in the back of an ambulance
- Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- Looking all over Hell's half acre
- Collision avoidance technique
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- How to treat the dog you're going to kill
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
- I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- I'm Going Home
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- I'm going to miss the squirrels
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- I'm OK, You're OK
- I'm wishing Jesus was here again
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- You're All Alone
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- I'm Not Going to Lie to You
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- Jesus is all I need
- If you're going to America, bring your own food
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I'm going to paint a number 7.
- Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- Thoughts on Jesus Christ's descent into Hell
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
- All that innocence, shot to hell
- I'm Going Crazy
- I'm going to Disneyland
- I'm going to the moon
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I'm OK, you're not OK
- Do all soldiers go to hell?
- I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- All Hail the Power of Jesu's Name
- I'm going to be a Dad
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- this is how i'm going to die.
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm All You Can Think About
- I'm going to kill you
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
- You're All I Need to Get By
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- Brandy (You're a Fine Girl)
- The day I lost all faith in the American government
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
- She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
- All bets are off
- All Thing
- We've heard it all before
- All cell phones will have GPS capability
- All About My Mother
- The Universal Instructor in All Arts and Sciences and Pennsylvania Gazette
- All Families Are Psychotic
- A Man For All Seasons
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
- All the Diamonds in the World
- The flame to end all flames
- Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
- In the night, all cats are gray
- All My Friends Are Superheroes
- We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
- Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- the greenest eyes in all creation
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- all the undulations and geometry of a junior varsity cheerleader
- like all the world is beautiful at once
- this is going to hurt a little
- Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
- Going There
- Going off like a frog in a sock
- Anything I put here is going to sound pretentious (stylesheet)
- BB gun
- Stun gun
- Keep guns away from drunks
- Larami gun
- Pilots + Guns = Pending Disaster?
- Thompson submachine gun
- When I hear of Schrödinger's cat I reach for my gun
- pallet gun
- This Gun For Hire
- Bat Out of Hell
- the hell
- Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter III
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- Wilhelm Reich in Hell
- Hell's Faire
- hell raser (user)
- he'll pull your bitches at the function with those gigs
- I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I'm with you, Peter Pan
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- I'm falling in love with you
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- I'm never getting drunk again
- I'm not racist but...
- Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
- I'm No Fool
- I'm not what you think
- On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
- I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
- There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- Jesus fish
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- Beyond Belief: Fact and Fiction in the Life of Jesus
- Edwin Found Jesus in His Big Baggy Jeans
- Presidents of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints
- Jesus was a revolutionary
- Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
- The Life Of Jesus
- Jesus Was (recording)
- How to cool gases with lasers
- Laser Interferometer Gravity-wave Observatory
- Avante Laser MediSpa in Houston
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- What to do if you're stopped by the police
- Forget you're an engineer - and enjoy yourself
- You're never far from the sound of an engine
- You're WRONG and you're a GROTESQUELY UGLY FREAK
- You Know You're Right
- Latin for All Occasions
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- Everything you're not supposed to do
- Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- all ears
- All the King's Men
- I never saw daylight in all that time
- We all come from the Goddess
- Of all the Seasons, Autumn is the Most Dangerous
- All Killer No Filler
- it's all about plur (user)
- The All
- to say 'yes' to one moment is to say 'yes' to all of eternity
- death to you all (user)
- it's all about plur_root (category)
- All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- I guessed I wouldn't land on all fours, like a cat
- All You Zombies
- It seemed like all was mostly bullshit
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- Going Solo
- What's going on here?
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