Findings:

• I'll Tell You a Story
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• I'll tell you something
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• How to tell if it is the car parked next to you that dented and scratched your vehicle
• Belle of Belfast (I'll Tell My Ma)
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'll mark your obstinate face with my fingernails!
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• Polish days and months
• NeXT printer
• The next Hampsterdance
• next year in Jerusalem
• Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?
• tell God I said 'hi'
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Don't tell her she's beautiful
• Tell me your passionate cruelty
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• Give a man a mask and he'll tell you the truth
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Experience tells me not to try
• Tell me a story about drains
• As she waits to tell him
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'll be back
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• I'll give you something to cry about
• month
• I am not your fucking Employee of the Month
• Star Trek: The Next Generation Episodes - Season 2
• The Next Best Thing
• The Next Hundred Years
• And for my next trick, I will change your opinion
• Fire next door
• Tell me a story about trains
• My first comet
• Yes - oh dear yes - the novel tells a story
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• How to tell if someone loves you
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get the saw.
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• flavor of the month
• Who's Next
• On Error Resume Next
• Science in the Next Millennium
• Next Year
• A sneeze on the road to next December
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
• Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark
• Look into my eyes and tell me
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• let me tell you something about ghosts
• Tell me a story about cranes
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• I'll move mountains with my lack of faith
• I'll be in my bunk.
• What kind of OS changes its name every 6 months?
• 9 month dream
• Better luck next time
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• The Next Generation Episodes - Season 7
• tell
• Show, don't tell
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• Kiss and Tell
• How to tell if your fruit is ripe
• This time, I promise I won't tell you to shut up
• Tell me more
• tell her your feelings
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• Tell me a story about monetary policy
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• It's my birthday and I'll refuse to drink if I want to
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• I'll take that as a compliment
• April is the cruellest month
• Month knuckle trick
• Star Trek: The Next Generation Episodes - Season 3
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• next door
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
• Collision avoidance technique
• Every Picture Tells a Story
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• Hey, I Got a Secret to Tell Ya
• the cat tells Oaf a story about wizards
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I'll be
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• disease of the month club
• April Is the Saddest Month
• Next
• Catch my tumbling thoughts and place them next to a spoon
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
• Tell Stacey I love her
• I cannot find the right words to tell her this
• old books can tell more than one story
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• tell me a story about lesbians
• I hate to tell you this...
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Still I'll make this water home
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• Seven months
• Interfacing with a NeXT monitor
• Which party wants to deny you your freedoms next?
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• US Policy on the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty
• How to tell if your phone line supports DP dialing
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Watchman, Tell Us of the Night
• Tell Laura I love her
• O tell me the truth about love
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Tell me a story about brains
• How to tell when someone else is full of shit
• Lincensed to Ill
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• Mr. Ill (user)
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• that time of the month
• The Cruelest Month
• For E. at three months
• next (user)
• Next time you leave me

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