Findings:

• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I have never felt more alive
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• I Have Never Known a World
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• First Scenes for Plays I'll Never Finish
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• The only girlfriend I never slept with
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• Most American kids have never separated tortillas
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Is it possible to miss something you have never experienced?
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• It's knowing that I'll never get lost
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• i've never wanted to die, only things i can never have
• We're bandaging wounds you'll never have.
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• I'll never forget Morocco
• Home I'll never be
• Something I Can Never Have
• Using a command line
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• General sexuality newsgroup
• I have never
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• you have never been safe
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• I'll never be the other woman
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• No, but I'll have a beer
• look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
• Things I'll Never Tell You
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again
• I'll Never Trust A Mage Again
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• imaginary girlfriend
• Girlfriend in a Coma
• His girlfriend
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• Fighting with your girlfriend
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• My Girlfriend's Parents
• Why my girlfriend is jealous of Jeannie
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
• Winning back your girlfriend
• my roommate's girlfriend's hair in my cereal
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• Swordsman's Girlfriend
• Some observations on getting a girlfriend
• Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
• Girlfriend aura
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• Coffee + the Needle = Lost Girlfriend
• Girlfriend from Hell
• Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Asian Girlfriend
• Satanic Zombie Cyborgs Meet the Unholy Girlfriend
• Girlfriend (user)
• Your Girlfriend (user)
• perfect girlfriend
• Mexican girlfriend
• Love cookies
• Three battles, 100 pubs, Queen Anne's girlfriend and some noders - a summer nodermeet in St Albans
• My cat and my girlfriend
• girlfriend of the Singularity
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• sonnet for my girlfriend
• Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• My Anime Girlfriend is Perfect!
• Magical Girlfriend
• Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked

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