• Home I'll never be
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I'll never be the other woman
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Things never were what they used to be
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• I'll Never Trust A Mage Again
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• why you should never be a referee
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• Deaf President Now
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• There will never be another you
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• I'll never forget Morocco
• Millions now living will never die
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• Now or Never
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I'll be your fantasy
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• Why RuPaul won't be president
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• What is and what should never be
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• It will never be just you
• Why Ron Paul won't be president
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Knowledge can never be certain
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• We never asked to be babysitters
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Be Here Now
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Marks which will never be broken
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• I'll be back
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Never be the first to let go
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I'll be your mirror
• Scene from the movie I'll never write
• I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• I'll be buried with my tankard
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• I'll be in my bunk.
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• I never thought it would be like this
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• I'll be
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Seven words you can never say on television
• What if Prince Charming never shows?
• I taste a liquor never brewed
• Kirby G6
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• Summer never answers when you call
• I Never Promised You A Rose Garden
• Never underestimate the power of a woman with no specific purpose
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• Never Talk to Strangers
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Never break cover
• Never Ending Summer
• We never pay for it
• Never define your value by the scale of someone else's weakness
• u'll never know me (user)
• I fell off the ferris wheel and now I am paralyzed and bitter
• Now Close the Windows
• Here and Now
• I could sleep now
• Loveliest of trees, the cherry now
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Now I ask you, is that any way for a cosmic body to disintegrate?
• Now and Then : From Coney Island to Here
• Now I am become grey, the creator of worlds
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• so be it
• Where are we now?
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• All the President's Men
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• El President
• Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow you may die
• Mr. President
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• President George W. Bush's address to the nation: September 07, 2003
• Won't you be my neighbor?
• President Clinton's cigar box
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Poogy be Pita
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Salazar won't be turned to stone
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• It's Tough to Be a Bug
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Be Frugal
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
• Rest and be thankful
• I Wanna Be Sedated
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else

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