Findings:

• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Extraordinary Machine
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• A gun is a machine whose sole purpose is to make quick killing easier
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• The things I'm most ashamed of
• You're A Woman, I'm a Machine
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Make the computer work? I'll need two black candles and a chicken.
• Still I'll make this water home
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• (I'm just a) Love Machine
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• Thou shall not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• when you make the worst mistakes is when you need the most help
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
• extraordinary
• Extraordinary claims demand extraordinary proof
• Extraordinary Origins of Everyday Things
• Memoirs of Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds
• Extraordinary Popular Delusions: Relics
• Photography Extraordinary
• Extraordinary Teachers
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part XXVI Extraordinary Remedies
• The Life and Extraordinary Adventures of Private Ivan Chonkin
• extraordinary rendition
• extraordinary (user)
• The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen: The Black Dossier
• The Extraordinary Adventures of Captain Jefferson Malarky
• Extraordinary Attorney Woo
• ill
• Lincensed to Ill
• Ill Communication
• house of ill repute
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• The Goods and the Ills
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• I'll buy that for a dollar!
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Then I'll see you in hell!
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I'll Take Manhattan
• I'll Sink Manhattan
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I'll be back
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I'll never be the other woman
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I'll throw the first rock
• I'll take the red pill
• I'll explain it when you're older
• I'll take my half whole
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I Love You ... I'll Kill You
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• I'll Play the Blues for You
• I'll Take You Home Again, Kathleen
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Write my biography, I'll write your fiction
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Seven: The Greatest Ill Among Men Is Ignorance of God
• I'll become what you became to me
• mentally ill
• I'll Tell You a Story
• It's my birthday and I'll refuse to drink if I want to
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• being ill during exams
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I'll be
• Ill Nino
• I'll Never Trust A Mage Again
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• Belle of Belfast (I'll Tell My Ma)
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• I'll mark your obstinate face with my fingernails!
• I'll move mountains with my lack of faith
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
• How to love someone who is mentally ill
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• Bird of Ill Omen
• I'll take the...blue...No! Red! The Red Pill! (A short Notice New York Movie Binge and Noder Meet)
• I'll get there when I get there
• As long as there's no price on love, I'll stay
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Mr. Ill (user)
• I'll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again
• ill (user)
• At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul
• I'll Paint You a Sky
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I'll be in my bunk.
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• I'll get us a hotel room for the night
• There Goes the Neighborhood! 4: My thunderstick for your beaver
• What's the most common personality type of superheroes?
• look closely: a thousand words I'll never say to you
• I'll do anything to pass
• Persistently ill, and still does not die.
• I'll buy you Mountain Dew if you realize I love you.
• I'll give you something to cry about
• I'll take that as a compliment
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• Why if I ever meet Nancy Grace, I'll punch her in her yapping poodle-like face
• Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
• go ahead I'll listen (user)
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• I'll Meet You Half-Way
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get the saw.
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I'll read this again in a year and cringe at my own stupidity
• I'll drink to that
• I'll never forget Morocco
• Someday, I'll get high and clean the whole kitchen
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• I'll be buried with my tankard
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• I'll tell you something
• I'll punch you as hard as you can cry.
• for one who does no evil, there is no ill
• I'll be your mirror
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• Home I'll never be

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