Findings:
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- Women want me when I'm taken
- Know your pets
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- My recent perfect date has given me hope
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- I'll be you and you'll be me
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
- When you kill people they die
- kill me now (user)
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- But I have seen the sun just once
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
- If not me, who? If not now, when?
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- When we have reached the end of time and light
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- times when i have said: i wanted to write
- When living we have need of Death
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- kill me now_root (category)
- when strangers tell me to smile
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- If you keep making that face, it'll explode, I hope you know.
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- when you're ready to touch me again
- Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
- Of course, first you have to kill him
- I have just been shot
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'll show you yours if you show me mine
- Marry me and I'll buy you a new computer
- Please Kill Me
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- Khaled Islambouli
- I Love You ... I'll Kill You
- when the wind is blowing just right
- She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
- Why not just kill yourself?
- How Prom nearly killed me
- You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- I'll become what you became to me
- I'll get there when I get there
- When your presents give me hives
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Wake Me Up When September Ends
- In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
- I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- When I went back in time to kill you
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- For God's sake, just have another election
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
- When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
- Her hair, tangled
- Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
- Give me a minute, I'll change your mind.
- just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
- Someone please kill me
- That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
- That which does not kill me...
- How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
- Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- Stoned music memories
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- when all the white horses have broken free
- kill him dead; don't call me
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- I wish you could have met me before I became food
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- it's just me (user)
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
- kill me (user)
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
- When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- you show me yours and I'll show you mine
- I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
- I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- Just call me fluffy
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
- What have you done for me lately?
- Things video games have taught me
- This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
- One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
- One more day like today and I'll kill you
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Just Let Me Breathe
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- When oil recycling plants explode
- Dogs that have owned me
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
- man when you are telling me how it was
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