• Make the computer work? I'll need two black candles and a chicken.
• No, but I'll have a beer
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• Why we have two ears
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I could have been one of a two
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• Two virgins about to have sex
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Seven: The Greatest Ill Among Men Is Ignorance of God
• I'll take the...blue...No! Red! The Red Pill! (A short Notice New York Movie Binge and Noder Meet)
• Persistently ill, and still does not die.
• say please
• Please remember the adverb is there for your protection
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• thinking for two and the baby on the way
• The Two Dogs
• The week of Seven Airports, two train stations, and thirteen time zones
• The Tale of Two Bad Mice
• Two Magicians
• Two body problem
• I gave her two daisies. This is how I met your mother.
• The Knight's Tale: Part Two
• The Two Week Revolution
• Two Gentlemen on Veronica : Act III, Scene i
• How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
• Two Strangers in Passing
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• Puddle jumping one, two, three
• The two ways everything is justified
• Band of Brothers: Part Two - "Day of Days"
• Musical Analysis of Two Gospel Songs
• Two finger Morra
• Trespass - Part Two
• Two Hunters
• Censorship, E2, and The Tale of Two Missing Noders.
• Know your pets
• What have you
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I know I have been dreaming
• you have to be kidding
• My brother is still dead... and now I have his car...
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• The Walls have Ears
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• All the fairies have gone
• Have a kosher passover!
• you have to be close to catch it
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• It must have fixed itself!
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• We have fruits AND nuts - an oddly-capitalised NoCal Noder Bay Area breakfast bash
• you have the face of an angel and the soul of a farmer
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Have fun torturing your fellow man
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• The eyes have it... (e2poll)
• Morals Have No Science
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• If you liked it you should have put a Ching on it
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• I'll take you home
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• Please Kill Me
• Please Fix This Bug. (user)
• You are live on Channel 4, please do not swear
• The Circle of Life is complete. Please insert another quarter
• Servant of two Masters
• One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war!
• Old chestnut: Burning two ropes
• Two in a Sack
• Nansen cuts the cat in two
• Linking two PC with UTP and Microsoft Networking
• My Two Dads
• The Canon's Yeoman's Tale: Part Two
• Winter's Tale II.iii
• Two Phase Commit
• Two peas in a pod
• Two English Poems
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Two Penny Nails
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• mr Sat night two (user)
• Two spoons for every sundae
• Frank and Noodles, a Tale of Two Kitties Pt. 1
• The Terminal Dreams Part Two
• Have you found Jesus?
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• I have no complaint
• We're trying to have a baby
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Have A Safe Weekend
• Where the streets have no name
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
• That which I should have done I did not do
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
• Words that only have one context
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• You have no choice concerning the circumstances of your birth
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Making the Movies XXXII What Movie Camera Operators Have to Undergo
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Khaled Islambouli
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• if I can't have silence
• I have started a box
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Highly ornamental cultivars of brambles still have as many thorns as their wild counterparts
• Mister Obama can I have a pony
• Have you hugged a psychopath today?
• A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• You don't have any real problems
• have a cigar
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• I Love You ... I'll Kill You
• Belle of Belfast (I'll Tell My Ma)
• I'll Paint You a Sky
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• Please Save My Earth
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• WAS MY DRINK SPIKED? please respond!
• Two Gregories
• two left feet
• Antitrust: The Justice Department and 17 states proposed Breaking up Microsoft into two companies.
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• Where two fight, third one wins
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• Two color theorem
• Confessions of an English Opium-Eater Part Two: Introduction to the Pains of Opium II
• new chestnut: a fly and two bicycles
• Two ropes solution
• Two letter Scrabble words
• The Thing With Two Heads
• Two Lone Swordsmen
• One if by land, two if by sea
• Two Stories Involving the Same Squirrel
• Pieces of Kings (part two)
• Two Sheds' theme (stylesheet)
• two sets of secrets, two dreams, two smiles
• Dwayne Two Houses Down
• Diversity and Democracy in America, Britain and Europe. Pt 1 - FPTP and the Two Party System
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something

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